tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(via damn-funny)

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lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

(via thefuuuucomics)

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Posted
1 month ago

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

(Source: superrecursive, via damn-funny)

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1 month ago

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

image

When Russia sends you nudes

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image

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1 month ago

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via tumblaughter)

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Posted
1 month ago

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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image

image

image

what is going on here

(via tumblaughter)

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1 month ago