nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via damn-funny)

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Posted
1 day ago
partner:you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me:okay
me:write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner:oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me:no
partner:but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me:no
partner:so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me:an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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Posted
1 day ago
samiam2013:

I laughed too hard, now my eyeballs hurt

samiam2013:

I laughed too hard, now my eyeballs hurt

(via damn-funny)

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8422
Posted
1 day ago

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via damn-funny)

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Posted
1 day ago
alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

(via damn-funny)

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Posted
1 day ago

Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

image

 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

image

I am the anime now

(via heyfunniest)

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Posted
1 day ago

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

(via damn-funny)

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249335
Posted
3 days ago
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via hagrids-giant-nipples)

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Posted
3 days ago

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via tegansenpai)

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Posted
3 days ago