amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via whymsicall)

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244463
Posted
18 hours ago
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via theatlasfreak)

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88622
Posted
18 hours ago

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via whymsicall)

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456043
Posted
18 hours ago

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via damn-funny)

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164829
Posted
18 hours ago

- What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?
We’ll follow your lead, Star-Lord.
- A bit of both!

(Source: agentrromanoff, via tegansenpai)

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13731
Posted
1 day ago

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via damn-funny)

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206778
Posted
1 day ago

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

(via heyfunniest)

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67763
Posted
1 day ago

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via damn-funny)

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390515
Posted
1 day ago

Matthew Gray Gubler  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: letlovefindyou33, via asdfghjkllove)

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
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226774
Posted
1 day ago

(via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: moeyhashy, via asdfghjkllove)

How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.
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Posted
1 day ago
uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

(via dutchster)

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288921
Posted
1 day ago

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

image

covalent bonds

(via dutchster)

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Posted
1 day ago